THE GUIDE

How to use the app

Four modes. Pick the one that matches how you feel right now. You can always switch — and every conversation is saved to your account so you can come back to it.

Chat — Talk it out

Use it When you don't know where to start.

Open the app, pick Chat, and just start typing like you're texting a sharp friend. Tell the story. The more honest, the better.

Tip: don't summarize — give the actual scene. What was said, what you felt.

Vent Box ⚖️ — Court is in session

Use it When you need to dump it all out and have it read back to you.

Pick Vent Box. One big input. Write everything that's bothering you in one go. Judge Lula will read the case, name the charges, spot the pattern, and give you a verdict.

Tip: don't edit yourself. Mess is the point.

Vision — Read the texts

Use it When the words on the screen feel… off.

Pick Vision and upload a screenshot of the texts, DMs, or profile. Add one line of context (who is this, what happened before). I'll tell you what I'm reading between the lines.

Tip: crop out names if you want privacy — the read still works.

Writer — Help me write

Use it When you know what you want to say but the words won't come.

Pick Writer, choose a tone (Professional, Casual, Vulnerable, etc.), and tell me what you need to communicate and to whom. I'll draft it. Honest, never strategic.

Tip: tell me what you've already tried saying — it sharpens the draft.

Getting the most out of it

  • · Be specific. "He's distant" gives you a generic answer. "He went from texting good morning every day to nothing for 4 days" gets you a real read.
  • · Use the sidebar to start a fresh conversation per situation. Don't mix two people in one thread.
  • · Come back. The app keeps your history so you can re-read what you said three weeks ago and see the pattern yourself.
  • · If a verdict stings, sit with it before you argue with it. That's usually the truth landing.